NEWS FLASH! Lucas Finally Pulls Head Out Of Ass!

Is he finally listening to fans? Can he not stand the thought of bootleggers making money that could be his? Or has George Lucas' head indeed come lose from his ass where it has been firmly lodged since sometime around 1999?

Whatever the reason, the original non-suck versions of the original non-suck Star Wars trilogy are finally being released on DVD. Mind you, they are in 2 disc sets with the suck versions, but what are you gonna do? They are only available for a limited time, 'cause he's still a bastard that way.

Unbelievably, Lucas also wants to sell you a t-shirt commemorating what a fucking idiot he is.